Monday, November 23, 2009

Nice Job, Water

All my life I've heard about the benefits of drinking water. Drink 8 glasses a day for radiant skin! It'll give you energy! Help you feel full! Plump up and moisturize lips! Keep the headaches away! And on and on.

Well I've been drinking a whole ton of water over the last few months and you know what benefits I've gotten? Maybe a couple burned calories from walking to the bathroom. Right now my lips are dry, my face has broken out (yes, I'm almost 30 years old, thank you), I have a headache, and I'm tired and hungry. Oh and I also have to pee.



Thanks Water. You're a real pal.

6 comments:

heidi said...

It's all a pack of lies! All of it.

Sounds like a yucky day. You know what I just noticed? You've got a beautiful neck.

XO-H.

p.s. Speaking of lies--one of the myths I feel most betrayed by is the one where pimples belong to the TEEN years. What the? Stupid misleading lie. I'm still waiting to see a speck of truth in it.

Paul said...

First erosion and now this ...

Karen said...

Lol... thanks guys. I know I can always count on you for sympathy... and neck compliments :)

Rachel said...

Stupid post-adolescent pimples. Also loved the "real pal" comment.

Brayden said...

Those are also signs of pregnancy. Maybe the water is not to blame. Hmmmmm?

Karen said...

Well if it's pregnancy that causes this, then it's high past time that kid came out. He's been in there since I was about 14. Probably gonna have to be a c-setion.