So I decided to cut my hair again. My last haircut was just too high-maintenance. And it looked like a horrible mullet in the morning. Or any other time I didn't spend a full half-hour on it. So I went crazy and did something I've wanted to do for a long time... I chopped it off.
My inspiration?
KELLY CLARKSON!
(I always have to yell her name like Steve Carell does when he's getting his chest waxed on "40 Year Old Virgin.)
Wow, now THAT is a lot of cleavage. (Gotta get my male readership up somehow.)
Now that my hair looks like hers, I just gotta find out where she got that dress...
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